Issue 30: Iraq War

Featured Response: Colby Buzzell || Author, My War: Killing Time In Iraq

Colby Buzzell

Usually the T.V. is set to the sports game, which I hate but on this particular night it was on CNN. The bar also had an election special going on- a beer and a shot of whiskey for $5.00. I was on my fifth or sixth special when they announced the winner. The bar erupted, shots were being poured, people hugged and high fived each other. I imagine this is how my parents must of felt when Kennedy won as I thought about the port a shitter I sat on a little over four years ago. I was in uniform in Iraq and with a sharpie somebody had written the words, “It doesn’t matter who you vote for, you’re screwed anyways. Hoah!”

I wonder what the guys are writing on the walls over there now.

But now, out of the military and sitting down on a bar stool in San Francisco I don’t know what I feel. Actually I do know how I feel, I feel… drunk. In fact I could barely stand. So before exiting the bar I ordered another special, lit up a smoke and stumbled home as people on the street cheered and cars celebratorally honked.

When I got home, I unlocked the door and passed out on the sofa with all my clothes still on and when I woke up the next morning I had a hangover.

Colby Buzzell is the author of the book My War Killing Time in Iraq. In 2004, Buzzell was profiled in Esquire magazine’s “Best and Brightest” issue and has since contributed frequently. In 2007, Buzzell received the 2007 Lulu Blooker Prize. He currently lives San Francisco, California and recently attended his first and last AA meeting.

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Yea, that writing on the walls in the port a shitters always made for a good read. I pretty much felt the same way at that moment in time.

—Jakob Zetwick, 29 from Oak Harbor, WA US

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